let's talk.

regret for the wrong reason


"you regret it for the wrong reason, you know that?"

"what wrong reason?"

"let say you're really hungry, and there was nothing but a can of cat food; with no car - nothing you could do to get food...so you ate it. it tasted funny, sure - but you finished it anyway."

"..."

"...then you looked at the can only to find out that it had expired - the reason why it tasted funny."

"this better go somewhere..."

"you threw rage as you started regretting the fact that you just ate a can of cat food, mad at your mother for not leaving food for you, which was the wrong reason."

"then what is the right reason?"

"that you didn't bother to check the expiry date first before you eat."


speed and weight


"drive faster, please. you're going 50 per hour, that's slow!"

"you know, that speedometer reminds me so much of the timbang back home. like i don't want it to go too high."

"..."

"look at it, look. tell me i'm wrong?"

"dude, we're late. please don't do this, not now!"

"ok ok. calm your tits down, we're not THAT late."

"shut up."

"ok grumpy..."

"..."

"..."

"...but i guess u're right. it does look like a timbang."

"yes thank you. now you're as freakish as me..."