you know you're losing it when

(1) you argued with the dry-cleaning lady, about what day it was. i told her that today was monday. she said, "no sissy, it's wednesday". "no, it's monday". she blanked. i started thinking of what i did yesterday. ... "oh".

(2) you cooked soup that was far too spicy, you couldn't even eat it yourself.

i'm not too lost, am i?